Amusement, Audacity and …Armpit-Fucking!?!? Marquis de Sade FTW!!!

Makes school Sex Ed. class sound like…..well, school Sex Ed. class! (Exclamations mine!)

DOLMANCE, who, as he discusses them, one by one touches the parts of Madame de Saint-Ange’s body — I begin. I will say nothing of these fleshy globes; you know as well as I, Eugénie, that they are indifferently known as bosoms, breasts, tits. Pleasure may put them to profitable use: while amusing himself, a lover has them continually before his eyes: he caresses them, handles them,indeed, some lovers form of them the very seat of their pleasure and niche their member between these twin mounts of Venus(!!!!!) which the woman then squeezes together, compressing this member; after a little management, certain men succeed in spreading thereupon the delicious balm of life(!!!!!) whose outpouring causes the whole happiness of libertines… But this member of which we shall be obliged to speak incessantly—should we not be well advised, Madame, to give our student a lecture upon it?

MADAME DE SAINT-ANGE — This scepter of Venus you have before your eyes, Eugénie, is the primary agent of love’s pleasure: it is called the member(!!!!!): there is not a single part of the human body into which it cannot introduce itself. Always obedient to the passions of the person who wields it, sometimes it nests there (She touches Eugénie’s cunt.), this is the ordinary route, the one in widest use, but not the most agreeable; in pursuit of a more mysterious sanctuary, it is often here (She spreads wide Eugénie’s buttocks and indicates the anus.) that the libertine seeks enjoyment: we will return to this most delicious pleasure of them all; there are as well the mouth, the breasts, the armpits which provide him with further altars upon which to burn his incense. And finally whatever be the place among all these he most prefers, after a few instants of agitation the member may be seen to vent a white and viscous liquor, whose flowing forth plunges the man into a delirium intense enough to procure for him the sweetest pleasures he can hope to have in life.

EUGENIE — How much I should like to see this liquor flow.

MADAME DE SAINT-ANGE — I need but vibrate my hand—you see how the thing becomes irritated the more I chafe and pull on it. These movements are known as pollution(!!!!!!), and in the language of libertinage this action is called frigging(!!!!).

EUGENIE — Oh, please, dear friend, allow me to frig this splendid member!

DOLMANCE — Look out! I’ll not be able… don’t interfere with her, Madame, this ingenuousness has got me horribly erected.

From The Philosophy of the Bedroom by the Marquis de Sade.

I must watch Quills again sometime soon……

~MRDA~

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7 Responses to Amusement, Audacity and …Armpit-Fucking!?!? Marquis de Sade FTW!!!

  1. Anonymous says:

    小説を書こう。

  2. Anonymous says:

    いきなり新人賞はむずかしいけど、受賞は逃しても、最後のほうまで残れれば、面白そうだったから、「出版したい」という話が出版社から出るかも。

  3. Anonymous says:

    すばる文学賞って、大衆文学というか、人気ベストセラー作家を多く排出している。
    天才肌の作家というより、流行作家かも。
    でも、「蛇とピアス」とか「アッシュ・ベイビー」を書いている金原ひとみはまだ若いけど
    かなりエキセントリックで、ある意味、そのエキセントリックさが現代を反映しているけど、
    どことなく、過激で天才っぽいね。このレベルになると、ものすごくたくさんの言語に翻訳
    されて海外でもファンが多いらしい。このひと、私の時代の吉本ばななみたいと思う。

  4. Anonymous says:

    つまり、すばる文学賞って、三文小説でも、芥川賞でも、直木賞でも、
    「意地悪マンゴー」は、40代独身の大人になれない大人のロマンティック?
    ファンタジー。これって現代の世相や社会を反映していると思う。
    でも、これ、ルイスと結婚するというハッピーエンドにならないと
    ストーリー展開ないかもね。そうだ、ルイスのお嫁さんになろうっと。

  5. Anonymous says:

    お仕事を見つける。いけばなを続ける。小説もかく。

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