The Cocksuckers of the Week Award must go to British Telecom for the shittiest, slowest line reconnection service in known memory!
“We’ll reconnect four hours from paying your bill!” they said….
Some five hours after my payment of said bill, they then say: “There’s a line fault – you’ll have to wait until Wednesday for us to
stop slurping on the cock and get an engineer round.”
21st Century service – doesn’t it rock?