Mike Huckabee is a Cocksucker

This episode’s title: the thought recurring in my head, Tourettes style, since I read this….

The culprit who leaked 250,000 US diplomatic cables to the WikiLeaks website should be executed, said presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee.

They had ‘blood on their hands’ and were ‘guilty of treason’, he added.

‘I think anything less than execution is too kind a penalty.
They’ve put American lives at risk. They have put relationships that will take decades to rebuild at risk, and they knew full well that they were handling sensitive documents,’ Mr Huckabee told reporters at a book signing.

The Republican, who is one of the favourites to challenge Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential elections, also accused the New York Times of showing ‘utter, reckless disregard for any responsible journalism’ by printing the cables.

Grade-A cocksuckery, right there!


I wonder if he’ll be able to spit out anymore cocksplash once Leviathan finishes mangling his jaw–I hear there’s a reason they nickname it  “Big Brother”.

Then again, the American Leviathan needs somewhere to put it, being caught with its pants down and all.

I guess its shithead shibboleth, “nothing to hide: nothing to fear”, amounts to nowt more than projection in the end. Big fucking surprise, that….


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12 Responses to Mike Huckabee is a Cocksucker

  1. Pingback: Mike Huckabee is a Cocksucker « Attack the System

  2. N. says:

    *hums it’s still not the end of the world as we know it, and I don’t feel fine*

    Panem et circenses coming to your town, ladies and gentlemen! For printed out of thin air 3 dollar bill, you TOO can see Assange (an honorary recipient of a Rothschild award) and Huckabee et al sucking a dick, but, ladies and gentlemen, not ANY dick, but a circumcised one! Anyone sucking an uncircumcised dick is an anti-semite! *as the audience gasps*
    Anyone, trying to peek behind the curtain where the masters pull the strings, will be beheaded!
    Panem et circences, ladies and gentlemen! Bring your families, we have a show you wouldn’t wanna miss! Popcorn! Soda!


    That should entertain the public away from thinking about the REAL treason going on DAILY *cough* Federal Reserve, USS Liberty, 9/11, IMF, etc *cough*, with mind boggling consequences.

    Next, on panem et circences: Palin talking about Wikileaks treason, as she waves her dear Israeli flag. Tickets on sale now, anyone, who can’t afford to pay with cash, can pay with credit card at just 87% interest rate. Hurry, the tickets will last almost forever.

    *changes the channel to watch NFL, where they at least hit for real and where it hurts*

    *hums shinny happy people*

    Oh, and a good Saturday morning to you.

  3. N. says:

    Thanks! I had like oh my gosh no idea!
    Now let’s attack Iran! Then we can get back talking about Huckabee sucking a meaner one than Kim Kardashian.
    Attack Iran!


  4. N. says:

    Curiosity got the best of me, so I clicked on that Neanderthal link. And saw this:

    ”God bless and good luck to President Obama in 2012.”

    Then I laughed.
    May god indeed bless Obama, since he couldn’t bless Sodom and Gomorrah. Gotta love righteous Christians calling someone who upholds Bible as Neanderthal.

  5. N. says:

    The whole sarcastic, neocon-esque line of rhetoric you brandished in your first response today.

    Either it was sarcastic or it was neocohen-esque. Can’t be both. You know it. So you get half of a point.

    Sorry, just that this Assange thing made me develop Tourette syndrome; I spit out ”Attack Iran” at the most inappropriate times. Don’t take it personal.

  6. N. says:

    My response to the the video you provided was basically commentary/narration/translation/subtitles to it.

  7. Pingback: The Anti-Assange Cuntspiracy: “Rape”, Rubbers and Revenge! « MRDA's Inferno

  8. Probably your best blog post I have read…

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