These Dreams # 1: MRDA of a President

The funny thing about this dream is that I initially assumed I’d woken up from another whilst in  it…


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For some inexplicable reason, I was an army commander, and news of Obama’s assassination had just broken at the institute where I was stationed. I remember the news screens playing clips of Obama, garmed in a bomber jacket, roughhousing with some pals; I also remember some Kirsten Stewartesque female soldier sobbing on my chest over the news.

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At the same time, the dream flitted between the army complex and my civilian life, in which I was going out with a woman about a decade older than me. We were initially both at my best friend’s house (sans the friend) and fixing to go out; I remember double-checking the gas to prevent the two of us meeting an unforeseen end like George W. Obama. After leaving, we walked through the neighbourhood and I remember feeling an immersive sense of contentment in her presence, despite the assortment of idiot rude bwoy types dotted around the landscape.

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The dream shifted back to the military institute, where I found myself in some kind of briefing, sitting next to Rick Santorum of all people. I remember him trying to force my hand up when the whole room voted on some notion or other; I also remember grabbing him by the neck, jabbing a finger in his face, and threatening his life for daring to do so. Later on, he hid behind a projector in the room and I made a point of goading him out, shouting, “Here, pussy, pussy!”

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After said meeting, the Kirsten Stewart soldier girl accosted me with more tears; as I took hold of her and guided her down the corridor, I said this to her, almost word-for-word:

People will get past this. By that, I don’t mean that Obama will be forgotten; simply that everyone will get back on their feet, rebuild, elect a new leader…and then, the dance will continue…


~MRDA~

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A Board of Ruptured Anuses

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Over the past year, I’ve become aware of something of a “fanbase” on the Something Awful forums. Back in December, I read this measured (and now-unlinkable) dialogue over my ‘Sex and the Shibboleth’ post

Okay my next big post is going to be a review of his poo poo because I loving *loathe* this shitstain.

Are you going to be posting that destruction of MRDA’s blog entry any time soon? I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep comfortably tonight unless I see that abomination in pieces on the kitchen floor.

I loving can’t tonight, I’m still too angry from the surprise sex megapost. I honestly felt sickened and nauseous by his blog– the guy is talking about how feminists are dumb and surprise sex just happens because men are honey [sic] while posting graphic surprise sex porn as a joke, “hilarious” demotivotional posters about gang surprise sex, and calling surprise sex victims “stinkyhole,” “lezzers,” and “slabs of meat.” I do not have the loving energy.

And today, another pageview-surge (Cheers, goons!) brought a critique of both that and my paedomania piece to my attention…

This is the blog of one of the worst tropers that ever existed: MRDA 1980-something. This is a guy who laughs at surprise sex victims, apologizes for paedophiles, and advocates violent misogyny. And it’s all written in such a smug, hosed up way that you just want to strangle the guy.

See for youself [sic] if you’re feeling masochistic enough.

Both sets of comments provided me with 1) laughter and 2) evidence that, when it comes to teaching reading comprehension, American state education proves an abject failure.

Score one for the homeschoolers!

This one also gave me a chuckle…

I’m just looking at the links to the right and holy poo poo what a trying-hard-to-be-edgy nietzschean wannabe that fucker is. Anarcho-capitalist, nihilist, antitheist, racial realist, misanthropic, anti-moralist, this is just reeking of gently caress you dad/mom/everyone.

Funny, I always thought it smelt of following where my mind goes—silly me! Besides, if I’m supposedly “trying-hard-to-be-edgy”, I’m certainly succeeding, judging by the anal ruptures suffered by my aforementioned critics.

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The real rib-tickler is that these goons resemble precisely the kind of snap-reactive herd animals I criticized in ‘Touch of The Paedophile!’…

…I often despair of the way adult minds melt to mush upon contact with—or mention of—kids. If it ain’t a nonce trying to molest a friendly child, it’s a “concerned” parent, politico, or paper trying to molest the rest of the world into child-friendliness; moral panics like this make me think the two have more in common than the latter would care to admit.

For all their cries of “misogyny” (a word which, nine times out of ten, is tossed around as casually and carelessly as confetti), I’m sure these fuckers would’ve been tightening the nooses at Salem with the worst of ‘em…

~MRDA~

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A Demagogue’s Durr-cree: Ballot Determines Biology!

Reading about black American preachers urging their flocks to keep their bleating away from the ballot box gave me a warm glow inside, some two weeks back. Faced with the Hobson’s choice between an adherent to a historically negrophobic Christian sect and a confirmed Christian whoring for the queer vote, they elected to abstain from this year’s democratic debacle altogether. Diverging motivations aside, their political apostasy almost made this infidel want to clasp his hands together and praise the Lawd. Almost.

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As expected however, other parties reacted to this news in a less than jubilant fashion. Most prominent amongst the democratist decriers was one Emanuel Cleaver, chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus, who came out with these MENSA-worthy gems

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I become so angry at any African-American who refuses to vote. They are not worth the color if they don’t vote. They ought to give us their color back. Their African-American credentials need to be snatched if they don’t vote.

That’s an insult to the ancestors and the people who brought us to where we are right now. There’d be no Black Caucus but for the black men and women who fought and died that we might have an opportunity to gather here in Washington that there would be 42 members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

…leading me to think that someone should give the slaveminded cunt his brain back.

Like Diane Abbott and Lee Jasper on my side of the pond, Cleaver strikes me as yet another identitipolitik slave moralist playing massa; in his case, he’d have his stock subjected to the plantation of the polling station, picking candidates instead of cotton.

In his attempts to shame black Americans into submission, he makes use of a certain kind of appeal to tradition (and emotion): namely, that of evoking the struggle and loss suffered by generations past in service to specific ideals or outcomes. It’s a cheap and easy guilt-trip, readily available to shut down thoughts as to whether the ideals being promoted were really worth all the aggro.

As I see it, civil liberties and isonomy fall under one banner, whilst being “free” to select your (and everyone else’s) slavers via ballot falls under quite another. Democratist demagogues like Cleaver would have one think otherwise, what with their constant marketing of the ballot box as some kind of (self-)Emancipation Proclamation. I’m sure those Aussies who elect not to vote see where he’s coming from.

Then again, I wonder what Cleaver and his majority-Democrat caucus would say if those conscientiously nonvoting black Americans put aside their grievances and rode the Romney train. Would such a flex of electorals arouse jubilation or indignation? Would those born-again voters be accepted into the Brothahood, or, like Allen West, be rejected as “Unca Toms” who “vote against their own interests”? In a complete volte-face from the days of state-sanctioned mismelanism, only blacks who vote Democrat are seen to be worthy of the skin.

It really wouldn’t surprise me if this democratarded, necrocracy-endorsing racial Procrustean thought exactly along such lines.

Part of me wishes for a voter IQ test purely for the pleasure of watching the race-policing retard disenfranchise himself from the democracy he loves. In such an event, would he practise what he preached by taking a bleach bath?

~MRDA~

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Fist of the North Star Gaiden: “You Are Already Fed!”

Post-apocalyptic Masterchef doesn’t go down as planned…

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Check out Loyd Grossman here…

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Enter Kenshiro…

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No need to be gentle, Kenshiro—it’s his last time!

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Pulsing…throbbing…and then an explosion: looks like that cock proved too much for his throat to handle. Greedy fucker!

[More amusing headsplosions can be found in Fist of the North Star, available from Discotek Media (along with the movie). UK fans, grab yourself a multi-region DVD player, kick back, and enjoy…]

~MRDA~

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“Get Your Tits Out (of Our Rags)!”

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Beware, strumpets and reprobates—the femiternalists are back! Not content with slamming their stilettos down on strippers’ faces in Iceland, these especially noxious followers of the feminist faith want to get their killjoy claws into Page 3, the most intellectually stimulating page in UK tabloid The Sun.

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This isn’t the first time feministing folk have tried to nag bare breasts off The Sun’s pages. Lefty ex-parliamentarian Claire Short led a particularly Purityrannical campaign to ban boobs from the paper back in the Eighties as part of a larger anti-porn purge. More recently, the ever-histrionic Laurie Penny derided the pulchritudinous page as “neoliberal social conditioning”, existing only for the purpose of keeping womynkynd firmly in thrall to the phallocracy.

Now, the torch of termagancy has been snatched by not one but two killjoys.

Firstly, Lucy Anne Holmes, who came to my attention when she announced her No More Page 3 campaign via The Independent:

As one of our change.org petition signatures says, ‘Boobs aren’t news’. Indeed, so why are they in the newspaper? Well, they are in the newspaper because in 1970 a group of men, in a male managed media, in a male run country decided to put them there. Possibly they didn’t think how women would feel about being represented like this, nor did it occur to them that women read newspapers. The thought process must have been ‘men like boobs, let’s put them in.’ It is quite incredible now that this happened really. But it did. And even more incredibly it still does.

The page 3 girl image is there for no other reason than the sexual gratification of men. She’s a sex object. But when figures range from 300,000 women being sexually assaulted and 60,000 raped each year, to 1 in 4 who have been sexually assaulted, is it wise to be repeatedly perpetuating a notion that women are sexual objects? When I heard the 1 in 4 statistic I thought it sounded too high. But then I thought about my own circle of female friends.

I myself was sexually assaulted in my 20’s. I stayed at a friend’s house after a party and woke up with a man touching me very intimately, and masturbating over me. I spoke to a friend about it, who then told me she’d been raped on a first date. Recently, I’ve been asking my friends outright for their stories; most have been sexually assaulted at least once. I think these figures hugely under estimate the scale of the problem.

From the article, and other media Holmes put out, I get the impression that her crusade is primarily rooted in her own hang-ups, with concerns of “social justice” being something of an afterthought; it shows in her lame attempts to link voluntary topless modelling with the sexual abuse inflicted on her and her own, her focus on her bodily insecurities in a vid she posted on YouTube, and her citing of those notorious “1 in 4” rape stats—the reliability of which are dubious, to say the least. Like similar moralistic meddlings spearheaded by the aggrieved and grieving, her campaign amounts to self-therapy disguised as social activism: a means of projecting and purging personal issues onto the public sphere…

…and what perkier piñatas to thrash than those of a sexually-secure Page 3 girl?

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Mind you, at least sexual desire links harmless ogling and heinous violation, however tenuously. If nothing else, Holmes has a toe on the ground, which is more than can be said for Liberal Democrat MP Lynne Featherstone, who links bashing one out in the workplace bog with bashing one’s missus into A&E:

Risking a backlash from tabloid readers, the international development minister said: ‘There is a real argument about what is OK in the public space.

‘If you are on the Tube you may find Page 3 is facing you and your young daughter and you may not want that to be a role model for her.

‘There is an army on the other side hurtling abuse. It’s not simply about equal pay. It’s about the constant drip, drip of women being sexualised in the public space [which] has a great bearing on attitudes and domestic violence,’ she told the Independent on Sunday.

‘When you know that one in four women experience domestic violence in their life, two women are killed each week by their partner or husband, there is a very long way to go.

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Still, both these bluestockings unwittingly affirm the reactionary attitudes they ostensibly pit themselves against. If there’s one thing that’ll get feminists and social conservatives in bed together, it’s a chance to scapegoat salacious media for all the ills of their respective worldviews. Notice how Holmes strokes the wrinkled cock of chivalry to muster male support:

Many fathers have signed the petition, alarmed by how disturbing this is for their daughters. But many fathers continue to buy and read The Sun, slowly but surely conditioning these daughters that they love, that they are sex objects. I spoke to the father of a young woman I know recently. “I hear you’ve started a campaign,” he said. “Yes,” I responded. “I won’t be signing it. I think there should be more tits in the paper,” he laughed. His daughter wants to be a glamour model. He doesn’t know yet. I think he’ll hate the thought of his ‘little girl’ being ogled in these photos and the violent comments of ‘yeah, I’d like to bang that’ that you so often hear. But judging by the comment he made to me, it is no surprise that his daughter is choosing this path.

White knights of Britain, lock up your daughters!

Yesterday’s finger-wagging church ladies may have traded their pews and pulpits for petitions and picket signs, but their desire to co-opt the lives and libidos of the unbelievers remains intact. Like their traditionalist counterpart, Mary Whitehouse, Holmes and Featherstone (and their fellow femiternalists) see themselves as the first and final arbiters of  public morality, mistaking the customs of their tribe for some kind of universal law. Were the pair of them breeders, they’d be part of the wretched Mumsnet mob, using their kids as swords and shields in their war to nannify the nation.

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All that said, it baffles me what the femiternalists—and the red-blooded, arse-scratching prole audience they decry—get so excited about. On the occasions I condescend to peek inside The Sun, I’m left cold by the selection of “stunners” on display: with the occasional exception, today’s Page 3 girls fit an identikit mould of aesthetic blandness reminiscent of the cast of your typical American teen drama…or Hollyoaks. To quote Martin Robbins’ take on FHM, present-day Page 3 strikes me as “a parade of near-identical Stepford wank subjects”.

Not at all like the old days of such saucy Sisterhood-slighters as SamTouch MeFox

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Maria Whittaker

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…and Debbie Corrigan.

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Mind you, it’s probably not such a great idea for me to glorify the past too much. After all, back then, The Sun also had the Page 7 Fella: the apex of matriarchal oppression!

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Just thinking about it makes my Y chromosome want to curl up and cry in a corner…


EDIT (16/3/13):  Republished at Street Carnage. Thanks, Jim!

~MRDA~

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He is Risen! Glory, Glory Hole-lelujah!

When I first saw this, a few hours back…

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this immediately sprang to mind:

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Those disciples are definitely devout—I’ll give them that. On your knees and pray, you wanton worshippers, for blessed is (s)he who comes in the name of the Lord!

~MRDA~

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Check Out the Tats on That!

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Over the last week, one YouTube vid caught the attention of various news outlets across the internet: that starring the now infamous Girl with the Anal Tattoo, Maria Louise Del Rosario. I first heard about it via my favourite Progressive publication, HuffPo and, after watching the vid, doused my already twisted mind further in the gutter by thinking up ideas for her next tattoo. The ideas that made the shortlist were

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Vulgar as fuck? Perhaps. But infinitely better choices, I thought, than her getting the names of two transient “boyfriends” scrawled round her choccy starfish. It’s not the fact that she tattooed her arsehole that bothered me, but rather what she chose to have scribbled round her rectal ring: I’ve seen much better (NSFW) examples of this kinda thing.

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My suspicions of her loving a right rectal-rogering were confirmed over the weekend when I read her interview on County Grind.

When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself. When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666. When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family.

The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with “Rockwood” because anyway if we broke up then “I rock wood in my ass.”

So, fitting, in more than one sense. Thinking about it, the placement of those tattoos could be seen as some kind of shock art statement against her previous paramours: a messy, stinky, fecal “fuck you” erupting from her bowels each time she plops on the porcelain. Certainly beats Piss Christ—I’ll say that much! But, for all the exposure they’ll get her, the scribblings on the skin of that self-declared “beautiful disaster” pale in audacity when set against the ink job on this depersonalized flesh canvas:

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Miss Rosario, eat your arse out! I pretty much agree with my friend JC’s appraisal of the above:

I’d rather read an interview with her than anal tattoo girl. That tattoo seems to say for its bearer “I only want to fuck people who have a twisted sense of humor”. Or who are really perverse. Probably both would be ideal (a good way to vet potential boyfriends). It kind of strikes me as a self-referential joke.

It certainly roused my laughter! Perhaps one day, the Girl with the Lolicon Tattoo will make herself known as more than just a twisted torso…

~MRDA~

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Inconsistency Quotient

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Two weeks back, the state of Texas sent convicted murderer Marvin Wilson on a KCI-addled one-way trip to oblivion. News of this came to my attention via the Huffington Post, which made a big how-to about the potassium-punctured perp’s IQ. Leading with the headline “Texas Puts Man with 61 IQ to Death”, HuffPo made mention of a variety of testimonies regarding Wilson’s intelligence:

The Supreme Court late in the afternoon rejected without comment a last-ditch appeal by Wilson’s lawyers, clearing the way for his death by lethal injection. The appeal cited a 2004 psychological exam that pegged Wilson’s IQ at just 61. The Texas benchmark for mental retardation is an IQ of about 70 or less.

School records showed Wilson fared poorly in school, earning Ds and Fs in special education classes, and failing 7th grade. Family members testified that Wilson was called “dummy” and “retard” by other children when he was a boy, and struggled with basic tasks that include tying his shoes, counting money and mowing the lawn.

Texas and federal courts, however, rejected Wilson’s claim that he was mentally retarded, siding with prosecutors who argued that his actions showed him to be a street-savvy criminal. Prosecutors also declared that other intelligence tests showed Wilson’s IQ was in the low- to mid-70s.

“Wilson created schemes using a decoy to screen his thefts, hustled for jobs in the community, and orchestrated the execution of the snitch, demonstrating inventiveness, drive and leadership,” Edward Marshall, a Texas assistant attorney general, said in a statement.

According to his sister, Wilson sucked his thumb into his 20s. His cousin, Beverly Walters, said Wilson was constantly teased about his intelligence as a boy.

“The other kids in school would always call Marvin dummy,” Walters said in 2003.

Now, whether or not Wilson’s IQ lay in the retarded range, it proves rather telling that HuffPo would lead in with that one test score out of a reported many as if it were the first and final fact of the matter. Never mind that he scored in the mid-70s in other tests; the lowest score is the most accurate, as far as page hits are concerned.

Senselocke, one commenter amongst a surprisingly sceptical many, nailed HuffPo to the wall for their Pavlovian pitch:

This headline is quite a bit misleading. He was not confirmed to have a 61 IQ, but one test out of many showed his IQ that low. Other tests showed his IQ much higher.
Using sensationalistic headlines and skewing the evidence to highlight one aberrant finding is the kind of crap Fox News does–I thought you folks were interested in being more trustworthy than that.

As well as misleading the reader, the big brouhaha over his cerebral capability obscured the more suspect matter of the (lack of) forensics pinning him to the crime:

Wilson was convicted in 1994 in the shooting death of Jerry Williams, 21, who had identified him to police as a drug dealer. His accomplice in the crime, Terry Lewis, was given life in prison with the possibility of parole, after Lewis’s wife testified that Wilson confessed to pulling the trigger. No forensic evidence or eyewitness testimony established the identity of the shooter.

Regardless of evidence, the predators of the Texas state will have their pound of flesh…and HuffPo writers will scribe their page of fret.

This is not the first time the HP folk have made a big how-to over IQ. Back in January, they picked up and ran with the Psychological Science-published study linking “low IQ to prejudice, racism, conservatism” and other unpleasantries associated with the Right; as expected, the Left-leaning target audience left a series of salivating comments soaked in confirmation bias. A similar pattern ensued a few months following, when they published news of a University of Arkansas test arriving at similar conclusions.

The feeling towards IQ proves not-so complacent and celebratory when the thorny topics of race and gender differences come into focus. Instead, we get editorials downplaying IQ testing as “pseudo-science” (read: “science I dislike or find discomforting”), “improbable and abstract”, and “highly deceptive”, as well as statements like this:

anyone who announces in front of actual living breathing human beings that they have ‘an IQ of 150’ has already given a clear account of their intelligence – though I’m not sure you could put a number on it.

In short, when Lefties rue, PC and moralistic fallacies rule (a fact that some commenters have, to their credit, caught onto). HuffPo, being, as pointed out, the Left’s answer to Fox News, proves a useful outlet of illumination for this tendency. I see it crop up elsewhere, when people spout shibboleths such as “IQ scores measure only how well one performs in IQ tests” and “IQ differs from intelligence”.

Yet, IQ seems to magically morph back into intelligence when smart “liberals” want to dump on dumb conservatives, disregarding the fact that “conservatives” and “Republicans” are not always bosom buddies. (As I pointed out previously, conservative attitudes are pretty much the norm amongst my fellow “people of colour”, who generally tend to vote Leftward.)

To me, the message reads loud and clear: convenience is truth. IQ is a valid intelligence measurement when arguing against the death penalty, Republicans, and the religious, yet becomes invalid “pseudo-science” when looking at race and gender trends. Genetic arguments are endorsed to explain the existence of homosexuality, yet declared verboten when looking into differences between heterosexual men and women. Evolution explains differences in non-human animals, but only a “racist” would wonder whether it explains differences between various branches on the human family tree.

I wonder what would happen if the Left at large decided to ditch this glaring inconsistency. Would the undistorted vision free them from their delusions—or sanity?


EDIT (16/1/13): Razib Khan also examined this phenomenon in his ‘Social Conservatives have Lower IQ’ post at Discover magazine. A worthwhile read (once you’ve finished with all the other hyperlinks!)

~MRDA~

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Opposing Circumcision: A Shoah Thing?

It pleased me to read of a Cologne court’s decision to give the legality of child-circumcision the snip. Even a crotchety old anti-statist like myself can appreciate the few laws that uphold some level of liberty and isonomy in the current set-up, flawed though the arbiters may be. In a culture which prohibits the abomination known as female genital mutilation, the extension of such legal concerns to Y-chromosomers has been a long time coming.

Unfortunately, not everyone shares my sentiments. Beyond the gynocentric mewling of various women’s groups playing Oppression Olympics, Muslims and Jews—two factions who view cock-slicing as holy writ—united in uproar over the ruling (Middle East peace-mediators, take note!). Naturally, in post-Hitler, PC Germany, the whiff of Cologne sent prominent politicos into spasms of supplication:

Angela Merkel’s spokesman has promised Germany’s Jewish and Muslim communities they will be free to carry out circumcision on young boys, despite a court ban that has raised concerns about religious freedom.

The government said it would find a way around a ban imposed by a court in Cologne in June as a matter of urgency.

“For everyone in the government it is absolutely clear that we want to have Jewish and Muslim religious life in Germany,” said Merkel’s spokesman, Steffen Seibert. “Circumcision carried out in a responsible manner must be possible in this country without punishment.”

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Coming from the spokesman for the woman who previously declared multiculturalism a failure, that’s quite the volte-face!

Of course, many smelt the blood in the water and helped themselves to a feast. An unnamed Rabbi denounced the prohibition as “perhaps the most serious attack on Jewish life in Europe since the Holocaust”, disregarding the fact that the ruling came as a response to a Muslim botch-job and affects that demographic overwhelmingly. Other Jewcentric voices let loose with their own Godwin attacks; Tinkerbelle, my favourite bottle fairy, brought Giles Fraser’s fallacy-ridden apologia to my attention:

Muslim and Jewish groups have been understandably outraged. This week, Germany’s chancellor Angela Merkel set herself against the court ruling by telling members of her CDU party that “I do not want Germany to be the only country in the world in which Jews cannot practise their rites.” It beggars belief that a German chancellor ought to have to utter such a sentence.

I still find it difficult that my son is not circumcised. The philosopher Emil Fackenheim, himself a survivor of Sachsenhausen concentration camp, famously added to the 613th commandments of the Hebrew scriptures with a new 614th commandment: thou must not grant Hitler posthumous victories. This new mitzvah insisted that to abandon one’s Jewish identity was to do Hitler’s work for him. Jews are commanded to survive as Jews by the martyrs of the Holocaust. My own family history – from Miriam Beckerman and Louis Friedeburg becoming Frasers (a name change to escape antisemitism) to their grandson becoming Rev Fraser (long story) to the uncircumcised Felix Fraser – can be read as a betrayal of that 614th commandment.

As I argued in this week’s Church Times, one of the most familiar modern mistakes about faith is that it is something that goes on in your head. This is rubbish. Faith is about being a part of something wider than oneself. We are not born as mini rational agents in waiting, not fully formed as moral beings until we have the ability to think and choose for ourselves. We are born into a network of relationships that provide us with a cultural background against which things come to make sense. “We” comes before “I”. We constitutes our horizon of significance. Which is why many Jews who consider themselves to be atheists would still consider themselves to be Jewish. And circumcision is the way Jewish and Muslim men are marked out as being involved in a reality greater than themselves.

Let’s see..appeals to tradition, appeals to popularity, argumentum ad Hitlerum, and special pleading: I call that a shitty logic four-for-one.

Also, I must give (dis)honourable mention to this abjectly moronic non sequitor…

Indeed, making choice the gold standard in every circumstance is to concede to the moral language of capitalism.

Fraser’s argument is a perfect example of living thought sterilized by dead hands, prepared to sacrifice his son’s safety on the altar of sanctimonious spookery. What matters the danger of your kid catching herpes from some cocksucker of a Rabbi when set against the prospect of fellowship in the fold? How dare you shed a tear over the corpse of your shorn spawn so soon after the Shoah!

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“Health benefits”? I fucking laughed at that one!

Still, such is the angle proponents of circumcision fall back on, once shed of their piety-pandering conceits. Yet, the more the misguided talk up the “health benefits” of neonatal cock-cutting, the more I think the procedure a lazy, barbaric substitute for teaching boys the merits of genital hygiene and safe shagging.

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Besides, it’s not as if the promutilation lobby even get their “facts” right…

In 1993, Christopher Maden, Ph.D., et al. reported a study in which 110 men with penile cancer, diagnosed from January 1979, to July, 1990, were interviewed. Of these 110 men, 22 had been circumcised at birth, 19 later in life, and 69 never. The majority of the men interviewed were intact, 37% were circumcised, and 20% had been circumcised as infants. In circumcised men, the cancer usually occurs along the line of the circumcision scar. Finland, where circumcision is extremely rare, has a low incidence of penile cancer.

It is thus categorically not true that circumcision eliminates the risk of penile cancer, although that assertion has been made nonchalantly in a number of papers by Schoen, Wiswell, and Weiss. In fact, the data indicate that only other factors — among them cigarette smoking, genital warts, and 30 or more sexual partners — contribute to the risk of penile carcinoma.

To paraphrase Dr. George Denniston: Cancer of the penis is very rare, with a lifetime risk of between 1/600 and 1/1300. It strikes mostly older men. Even if circumcision could prevent it completely (which it does not), about a thousand foreskin amputations would be necessary to prevent one cancer of the penis. A thousand infants would be mutilated, and several would die to prevent that one case of cancer. Who could scientifically advocate foreskin amputation for this reason?

CIRP

The claim that male circumcision prevents HIV infection is based on the hypothesis that Langerhans cells in the foreskin are vulnerable to HIV infection. Newly published research finds that Langerhans cells produce a substance called Langerin that blocks the uptake of HIV. The hypothesis, therefore, now has been overturned and the validity of the findings of the RCTs is placed in doubt. A metaanalysis of the studies is needed to verify their accuracy.

Despite the hyperbolic claims of the circumcision advocates, the high rate of prostitution, not lack of circumcision, is the cause of the African epidemic. When RCTs are adjusted for the sex-worker population, circumcision ceases to be a significant source of protection.

George Hill

 

During masturbation, the mucosal surface of the foreskin rolls back and forth across the mucosal surface of the glans penis, providing nontraumatic sexual stimulation. During heterosexual activity, the mucosal surfaces of the glans penis and foreskin move back and forth across the mucosal surfaces of the labia and vagina, providing nontraumatic sexual stimulation of both male and female. This mucous-membrane-to-mucous-membrane contact provides the natural lubrication necessary for sexual relations and prevents both the dryness responsible for painful intercourse and the chafing and abrasions which allow entry of sexually transmitted diseases, both viral and bacterial.

When normal, sexually functioning tissue is removed, sexual functioning is also altered. Changes of the penis that occur with circumcision have been documented. These may vary according to the procedure used and the age at which the circumcision was performed, nevertheless penile changes will inevitably occur following circumcision.

Circumcision performed in the newborn period traumatically interrupts the natural separation of the foreskin from the glans that normally occurs somewhere between birth and age 18. The raw, exposed glans penis heals in a process that measurably thickens the surface of the glans and results in desensitization of the head of the penis.

The thickened, drier tissue covering the glans of the circumcised penis may necessitate the use of synthetic lubricants to facilitate nontraumatic sexual intercourse. Often, it is erroneously considered the woman’s lack of lubrication that makes intercourse painful rather than the lack of natural male lubrication, which is more likely the cause. During masturbation, the circumcised male must use his hands for direct stimulation of the glans, and this may require synthetic lubrication as well.

Marilyn Fayre Milos, Donna R. Macris

 

Evidence from Israel establishes a compelling association between ritual circumcision on the eighth day and immediate post-circumcision UTI.

Mueller et al. (1997) reported no difference in the incidence of UTI in circumcised and noncircumcised boys with normal urinary tract anatomy. To put this matter into perspective, a Swedish study by Marild et al. (1998), where infant circumcision is not practiced, found that, in the first six years of life, the incidence of UTI in boys was 1.8 percent, but in girls it was 6.6 percent.44 UTI infection in boys was rare after the first year of life. When UTI does occur, it is easily treated medically. McCracken (1989) and Larcombe (1999) report UTI infections respond rapidly to anti-microbial therapy.

Doctors Opposing Circumcision

I wonder: if my folks knew then what I know now…

Which brings me back to why the ethnic solipsism influencing this circumcision struggle proves particularly aggravating. Despite the fact that kiddy-circumcision extends through Islamic, American, and African culture(s), one could be forgiven for thinking that Jews held a monopoly on the practice, going by the disproportionate amount of noise and fury coming from their camp. Muslims, often spotlighted as loudmouthed extremists, have been conspicuous in their near-silence over the ruling, leaving their bris-crazy brethren to pick up the slack. Boy, did they ever, hitting their opponents with the full force of Holocaust hyperbole! As far as they see it, banning the mutilation of baby cocks equates to reopening Auschwitz, and the Final Solution to the “Jewish problem” waits just around the corner.

That said, it could be argued that the Holocaust was the best thing that ever happened to the bris business, what with the resultant diplomatic immunity granted to those of Hebraic heritage. Whilst those other victims of Nazi predation, the Roma, still wake up to the sting of piss in their eyes, criticism of Israel’s more suspect acts against the goyim in their midst can, ironically, get one tarred and feathered as some kind of racist. As such, it’s not terribly hard to see how, against all findings, this ritual continues with little in the way of contention; whilst Jewish culture is but one of many that embraces the practice of prepuce-pruning, Hebrewfolk nevertheless hold a notorious historical affinity for the act, one that can be exploited when the opportunity presents itself.

What better time and place than 21st Century Germany: a country wracked by historical guilt and political correctness?

Thus, according to the current discourse, anyone opposed to ritual child-circumcision might as well be high-fiving the Führer whilst reciting the Fourteen Words.

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Personally, I’m still trying to understand the logic of these rabid Rabbis: how the fuck does opposing involuntary ritual circumcision make me a Nazi? As I see it, the only thing that unites “intactivists” with hakenkreuzers is their mutual desire to promote the integrity and flourishing of complete pricks.

Still, if my stance makes me a Nazi in the minds of the binary-bound: Sieg Heil, I suppose…


EDIT (28/7/12): All said and observed about the Hebraic cultural enthusiasm for prepuce-pruning, I reckon the group Jews Against Circumcision warrants an honourable mention:

We are a group of educated and enlightened Jews who realize that the barbaric, primitive, torturous, and mutilating practice of circumcision has no place in modern Judaism.

Rabbi Moses Maimonides himself acknowledged that circumcision is done to desensitize the penis and curb masturbation.

Jews are some of the smartest people in the world. We are 1/3rd of 1% of the population, yet we hold 33% of Nobel prizes. We are smart enough to understand that mutilating a little boys’ penis is not an acceptable practice in modern times.

Halle-fucking-lujah!

~MRDA~

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The Great Becoming (Redux)

devilman

I’ve placed too much of myself
right here, along the cable
Too much remains erratic
or, better yet, unstable

You moved me like a puppet
yet I gave you the strings
the ones you used to pull me
bound on your broken wings

Now I tear from your orbit
Limbs bleeding, bruised, affrayed
I stare out to the future
to history yet unmade

Should I now speak in whispers
or what the slaves call “tongues”
to keep the lice from feasting
on kardia’s congealed crumbs?

Do I excise all feeling
drain out my tender side
lest I be snared by sirens
and dragged beneath the tides?

I need now a renaissance
A death of what once was
Rechristen myself Devil
to slay a thousand Gods

Burn out all trace of wretched
to starve the fear inside
Cremate the Superego
Sublime tyrannicide!

And rise renewed, infernal
A stronger strain of being
to scar this world constricted
where slavery is the mean

You thought you knew what made me
much more than I myself?
You knew only the miser
denying hidden wealth

Sing requiems for the dreamer
who choked on your sweet words
He lives now, reincarnate
beyond the reach of herds

~MRDA~

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